Thursday, September 11, 2008

The Sand Bar, Mastic Beach



Finally, I was within.  I must say there was a sense of fright before stepping through the doors.  It is original.  The current owner Lilian, has now worked there for 35 years but it dates to before the Hurricane of '38.  Details litter the place, accentuating and enhancing the days of the past.  From the pay phone booth with taxi numbers scrawled straight on the wall to the wooder ice boxes under the antique register.  The beer selection is run of the mill LI style, with the full spectrum of LIGHTS.  Full liquor selection.  I left in love.  My only suggestion is to pour some Bluepoint Lager from the taps, other than that I would'nt want to change the past at all. 

Montauk Lighthouse

Nalu

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Habitual Chicken Ritual, The Habitat, Brooklyn, Aug. 26th 2008







The event went off well. 10 minutes to eat as many chicken wings as possible.  Here are some dirty photos of the massacre.  Alex in first place and Arnie in second.

41 eaten 1st place.
35 eaten 2nd place.

At the Pool Party, Shirley

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The Shirley Pool Party flyer

Sorry that you missed it.

The Centaur when he arrived, photos BFGM

Centaur burning @ Shirley Pool Party

We got rid of that Centaur that showed up at the Shirley Pool Party via Jason Rooney's hands.  The Centaur Burning was originally planned for the 4th of July but en route Jason Rooney dropped his tranny on the side of the Belt Parkway.  There will be many more photos when I download, lost my voice at the party so I am trying to rest. 

Monday, August 25, 2008

Overheard in Mastic Part 2

Situation 1
TJ's Hero on Mastic road.

Every morning pre-beach we head to TJ's to have beach food rations on hand at all times.  I usually sit in the car as the others in the car go in to make an order.  This time I have 3 ladies with me, Yuki and Minami, both Japanese and Mary who is Chinese. Two construction dudes follow them in. Some clock rotations occur.  The two laborers walk out obviously speaking of what they just saw.

" I think they were twins"

Situation 2
Gas station on Neighborhood Road

After driving the outerbeach you have to air your tires up.  Saturday the lines were huge so I decided to air up at a gas station.  I pull up and the mechanics were checking out the situation.  The air machine is of course broken.

"Pull your car up between these two bays."

I pull up and the girls, bikini clad, get out into the parking lot. I go over to the tire he is putting air into.

"Are they all yours" speaking about the girls " I have to commend you for driving around with three beautiful ladies"

I should have sold him one.


Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Kinda offensive


I love Spain, it's one of my favorite countries to delve into.  But this is a lil fucked up.

Anthony Smith's last day


We burned him last 4th of July.  My friend made a CENTAUR that we were suppossed to burn this past 4th but he dropped his tranny on the side of the Bell Parkway with the Centaur in the car.
We will burn the CENTAUR at the Shirley Pool Party instead.