Short Sales = Waterviews for under $150,000

http://www.retothemax.com/view/short-sales/Mastic-Beach?PageSize=20&Page=38&SearchType=407&

Think about this...waterviews for cheap, cheap, cheap. If I was doing this beach house buying thing all over this is what I would be looking into. Look at the views. Staring right at the bay, challenging Fire Island to a staring match. I'm jealous. You can literally, take your surf board, paddle across the bay, walk across Fire Island and dip into the ocean. You don't need a boat, a car, or a helicopter to be in the ocean, just large paddling muscles.

...and she burns...

Here is the aftermath of tiki-torch fluid to the crotch area and being packed with a load of firecrackers.

Mastic, I'm coming soon.

I am sitting in this seat, post street-meat ingestion. I hear rumbles within. I worry about my visit to the bathroom and the havoc that may occur. My mind is in tangles. It should be engulfed in work but it won't go off topic...Mastic. I want to get to the beach, and let my epidermis make contact with sand and water. I was away for awhile, tramping through The Balkans, so I haven't been where I feel most comfortable in a month. Also last weekend I went to a farmhouse out in Pennsylvania to shoot a .44 Magnum and ingest massive quantities of liquid gold. I need my summer to begin. From here on in its weekends in Mastic. Call me if you know me, the bonfire will be ripping every weekend night.

PS. If I remember, I will post pics from last weekends Mandom weekend in Penn. Some funny shit.