Thursday, January 17, 2008
Snakes on Motherfuckin Montauk Highway.
A man was apprehended for carrying a 70 pound Burmese Python around his motherfuckin neck. This long dongs are native to South East Asia and can't battle these NorthEast temps. Taking in for animal cruelty. I hate snakes, I have nightmares about walking and having nowhere to step because every step will be rewarded with a snakebite. White snakes (not the band pluralized) and black snakes scattered everywhere hissing at me. Yellow snakes I haven't even had to deal with yet, but thanks alot Wading River man, now I have a new demon to haunt my rest.