I started out early this morning. Got to Mastic/Shirley train station 10 minutes till departure, 7:47am train to Penn. Get dropped off in front of the ticket machines just adjacent to the shuttered Station House that hasn't had open doors in decades. A 30-something-year-old-man was posted on his Huffy BMX bike just in front of the ticket machines. We squeezed between the dude and the machine to make a ticket purchase.
Dude on bike " Yo I am inna situation right now, can I get 5 dollars to buy wipes for my baby?"
So I respond, "No, I need the money to buy a ticket."
Dude kicks back, "How bout a dolla den?"
I just giggle as another woman approaches to buy a ticket from the next machine.
Dude kicks it to her, " Yo, you single?"
Whats the baby momma gonna think?
3 comments:
Baby momma probably hoping he finds another sucker.
Tremendous.
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